Warning: the afterward news about Portland fresh beachcomber darlings Hockey is about the abuse acquired by urinating in the borders of a touring vehicle. It's revolting. Read on if you dare, but don't accusation Spinner if you get sick.

Most bands that biking the apple will accept their fair allotment of bout mishaps, and Hockey is no exception. In fact, they ability alike get our vote for accepting one of the best abandoned belief from the alley we've heard in some time. Take it away, gentlemen.

"Jeremy drank my pee once," bagman Anthony Stassi tells Spinner, apropos to the band's bassist Jeremy Reynolds. "We were advancing home from Colorado. You know, back you're on the alley and you're active with a agglomeration of guys, you don't appetite to be endlessly every ten minutes, so you pee in bottles. So I peed in a Sobe bottle, a Sobe drupe bottle."

Lead accompanist Benjamin Grubin continues, "...and again Jerm alone the car off to be fixed. Back he went to aces it up he said he was so thirsty, he aloof saw that sitting there and anticipation it was like, ya know..."

"He aloof abashed it and chugged the thing, and affectionate of had a anamnesis of what it was," Stassi says. "He swallowed it, again he went and bought, like, a fifth of whiskey and drank it in the hopes of killing any bacteria."

So, did Reynolds anticipate it was an able remedy? "Probably not. It apparently didn't work. He was apparently aloof bashed with my pee in his stomach."

Apparently, as Hockey can added than adjure to, boys absolutely will be boys. Disgusting, bedraggled boys